muffindoodle

Hmm. I bet Muffinman will be interested to hear my results from this quiz ...

We finally added some links to some of our favorite sites, perhaps the most notable being Erosblog, to whose proprietor, Bacchus, we owe a debt of gratitude for linking to our musings. (Even if he doesn't like our blog-names. :-) ) Thanks to everyone who has added our link; I promise we'll catch up.

On to the good stuff.

Guys, there is nothing like having a shaved cock. Nothing. It looks bigger, feels smooth as a baby's ass, and is sexy as hell. Your sex partner will be turned on, you will be turned on, and best of all it feels great. WARNING: Shaving can become addictive. I now shave my legs, pits, and just about any other body part you choose to mention. (OK, no head shaving, S likes my long blond hair.) There's nothing like the feeling of putting on a pair of pants after you shave your legs. Trust me on this. Did I mention that sex with no pubes is astounding? Read on.

8/7/03 - Read on WHAT! Talk about piss-poor housekeeping; I neglected to finish my post ... Apologies for being remiss.

That next morning I awoke with a RAGING hard-on. Serious wood; the strength of which reminded me that I was once eighteen, and could cut glass with my dick. I did my usual morning routine, slipped into a nice, sexy thong, donned more acceptable outerwear, and set off for work. For obvious reasons, I usually don't attend to my favorite narritive sites during business hours; this day, I couldn't help myself. I stumbled (nice aphorism, yes?) across Erotic Truth. As it happens, the first posting I ran across was "Like the Slut She Was." dommm, you get a gold star. After reading this story, I was ready to cut more glass. The thicker the better. Being the practical man that I am, I immediately raced home for lunch. I couldn't wait to get my cock into Slutmuffin's smooth, hot pussy. There's no other way to express it, I had to have my cock in her, and it had to be NOW.

I'm not going to bore you with the details leading up to that inevitable exchange. We stripped our clothes off, and fucked each other silly right on the couch. When I slid my newly-shaved cock into S, she closed her eyes and told me "Make me come." I did. I slammed myself into her with all the vigor I could muster. Smooth-on-smooth, skin-on-skin. I was as close to her as it's possible for two people to be - The feel, the sound, and the urgency was amazing, we were slapping against each other for all we were worth, her pussy was so wet, her juice was literally spraying. I came. I came hard.

When I pulled myself from her, I looked at her lovely bits. And lovely bits they are. I could see my come leaking from her bald, swollen pussy.

Speaking of which .....

It's been a LONG time since we've posted. We've been busy, but that's no excuse. :-)

We had a little shaving party last night. I got to go first. We spread out a towel on the bed, and Muffinman gave me a lovely trim, working very carefully (and slowly -- one would think that he enjoyed his work). I spread my legs as wide as they could go, and he obliterated every last hair from my pussy. Every now and then his tongue would sneak in and give my clit a little lick or two, which made the process that much more enjoyable.

Then it was Muffinman's turn. I lathered him up and shaved every bit of hair from his cock, which was MUCH harder when we finished than when we began. I also shaved his balls and did a great job, if I do say so myself. It was lovely to watch him pull his balls and his cock this way and that to make it easier for me to reach every area. Gave me a whole new perspective. I can't wait to suck on his newly bald cock.

When I was done, he lay there and stroked himself; he said he liked the way it felt. I decided to give him a little reward, so I dug out the 12-inch ass prong and a bottle of lotion, and got to work on his ass, slicking it up with lotion and then sliding the prong all the way in. It's got a little knob on top, which seems to make Muffinman crazy. I fucked him senseless and gave him three "ass orgasms." He moaned and growled, "Fuck me hard, baby." Never let it be said that I decline such an invitation. :-)

Always the gentleman, after he'd recovered, Muffinman rolled over and slid his smooth cock into my equally smooth cunt and fucked me silly.

He says he feels very smooth in front and a little sore behind today. Mission accomplished. :-)