tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54585172011-06-21T11:49:51.403-05:00muffindoodleNaughty stuff - Our journey into the world of awesome sex, and ultimate intimacy. If this is your first time here, start with the earliest archive.Bnoreply@blogger.comBlogger581100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1165946486075971732006-12-12T11:45:00.000-06:002006-12-12T12:01:26.086-06:00Once again, it has been some time since we've updated this blog... There's a reason I'm doing it now, however.Slutmuffin and I have been playing a little game: E-mail "Truth or Dare." (Yeah, I know, very high school. Try it sometime, it's fun. :-) ) My "dare" was to create a post here - Obviously something we haven't done in some time (Yes, we still have mind-blowing sex, we just haven't been Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1128976475292447942005-10-10T15:04:00.000-05:002005-10-10T15:34:35.366-05:00It's been forever since we've posted to this blog; I'd nearly forgotten about it to be honest. With a blog like this, I suppose you tend to run out of steam at some point: After an experience like ours, where we truly discovered each other sexually, and learned to relish in that discovery, the urge to broadcast it to whomever may be reading diminishes over time. Until now.I've been reading a veryPokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1070389595936427452003-12-02T12:26:00.000-06:002003-12-02T12:27:13.590-06:00OK, for comparison purposes, here's mine. Boring folks when it comes right down to it. We'll have to see if we can, um, improve our scores in some of these areas. :-)
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'38.3%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness45.2%Puts 'em on the glass 79.3% Sex Drive 52.6%A fool for love, but not PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1069714397718887322003-11-24T16:53:00.000-06:002003-11-24T16:53:47.140-06:00Well, here you have it. I'm depressingly normal in some of these categories. :-)
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'46.7%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness52.4%It takes a couple of drinks 79.3% Sex Drive 57.9%A fool for love, but not always77.7%Straightness3.6%Knows the other body type like a map 45% Gayness 100% 83.3%
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1068069909479794082003-11-05T16:05:00.000-06:002003-11-05T16:28:32.686-06:00Here we are!
No, we haven't quite fucked ourselves to death, though not for a lack of trying... We've just been a bit distracted.
An event from a few days ago prompted me to get off my ass and write something for a change. Last Saturday was as bleak a day as early November can produce; cold, windy and just plain grim. For lack of a better plan, I decided an afternoon snooze was a marvelous PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1063989350922054862003-09-19T11:35:00.000-05:002003-09-19T11:36:21.556-05:00The estimable American Warrior Princess is worried about us; she e-mailed us asking if everything was OK.
Everything is. We've just been frantically busy; we spent a few days in a Big City last week and have been whirling around trying to get back to normal since.
We promise a juicy post soon. In the meantime, I had to share this e-mail that landed in our inbox:
Hello
My stage name is Bob Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1062177276557795342003-08-29T12:14:00.000-05:002003-08-29T12:14:36.590-05:00I accepted an offer from American Warrior Princess to be interviewed. Below are her questions (Good ones!!) and my responses. If you'd to play along, here are the rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060969659094093322003-08-15T12:47:00.000-05:002003-08-15T12:47:38.633-05:00Feet, feet, feet, oh what a lot of feet you meet.
I've never really considered myself a true "foot-fetishist," there are just too damn many other fun body parts to focus on just one thing. I do consider feet to be one of the sexiest, however. Slutmuffin has extremely sexy feet, petite, high arches, and oh so sensitive! There are few ways to make my cock stand at attention more quickly than PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060878612727986242003-08-14T11:30:00.000-05:002003-08-14T11:36:22.990-05:00Have I mentioned lately how sexy feet are?
Guys, if you want a full-on, no-holds-barred pass straight to the bedroom, take my advice: Rub the feet and toes of the object of your affection, and she will melt into a puddle, rip off her (and your) clothes and beg you to perform any nasty carnal act that enters your nasty little mind. :-)
Muffinman and I were flopped on the couch last night, Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060704755592292702003-08-12T11:12:00.000-05:002003-08-12T11:12:35.606-05:00I read this post this morning on one of my new favorites, EroticTruth
Empress Takes A Poll
"Ok ladies, (sorry fellas, I doubt you can relate to this one)
I would like to poll you...
You have a man, and you're currently monogamous. (ok, ok, ok! 99.9% monogamous)
He is absolutely THE BEST cunnilingist you've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.
Conversely, he is without question, THE WORST (PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060636689535974782003-08-11T16:18:00.000-05:002003-08-11T16:18:09.533-05:00I've got an incredibly sore pussy today, and my thighs are pretty sore too. But you don't hear me complaining. :-)
Muffinman and I were hornier than usual Friday night, it seemed. I had no more than come to bed when my hot, sexy, naked husband rolled over and began licking and fingering my clit. Within seconds, it seemed, I was soaking wet and begging him to eat me and fuck me. Which he did, Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060370291612130932003-08-08T14:18:00.000-05:002003-08-08T14:20:28.416-05:00Hmm. I bet Muffinman will be interested to hear my results from this quiz ...
You Should Star in Anal Porn!
Get out the two headed dildo,
And start that camera rolling!
What Porn Should *You* Star In?
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060273486967523462003-08-07T11:24:00.000-05:002003-08-08T00:45:49.230-05:00We finally added some links to some of our favorite sites, perhaps the most notable being Erosblog, to whose proprietor, Bacchus, we owe a debt of gratitude for linking to our musings. (Even if he doesn't like our blog-names. :-) ) Thanks to everyone who has added our link; I promise we'll catch up.
On to the good stuff.
Guys, there is nothing like having a shaved cock. Nothing. It looks biggerPokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1060014411161524712003-08-04T11:26:00.000-05:002003-08-04T11:26:51.170-05:00It's been a LONG time since we've posted. We've been busy, but that's no excuse. :-)
We had a little shaving party last night. I got to go first. We spread out a towel on the bed, and Muffinman gave me a lovely trim, working very carefully (and slowly -- one would think that he enjoyed his work). I spread my legs as wide as they could go, and he obliterated every last hair from my pussy. Every Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1058306177435520102003-07-15T16:56:00.000-05:002003-07-15T16:56:17.270-05:00We went to bed late last night, far too late for a school night. Slutmuffin bought us a book of erotic photography, which did absolutely NOTHING to quell the stirring I already felt in my loins, no more than Slutmuffin coming in from her bath, wearing her now-accustomed silky blue teddy, tits riding high, recently smoothed pussy peeking out from underneath. Tired though I was, it didn't take PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057937172887971322003-07-11T10:26:00.000-05:002003-07-11T10:26:12.850-05:00I bought a pound of bing cherries this week, hoping that Muffinman and I could find something amusing to do with them. Last night we did.
I took a bath and came to bed wearing an extremely short black lace teddy. Muffinman was lying there, looking irresistibly sexy as always. He put down his book and picked up the bowl of cherries with a speculative look in his gorgeous blue eyes. :-) (Yeah, Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057638271740218532003-07-07T23:24:00.000-05:002003-07-07T23:24:31.766-05:00He's lying on the bed, prone. Slutmuffin tells me to suck his cock. I can see the intense look in her eyes, the hunger. I take his cock in my mouth, stroking with my hand and my tongue. Slutmuffin is watching, stroking her clit, readying herself. She growls "my turn." He turns over and glides into her swollen, wet cunt and loses his load, rigid in orgasm, face contorted, eyes bulging. I PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057257523646969632003-07-03T13:38:00.000-05:002003-07-03T13:38:43.580-05:00Once again last night, Muffinman and I thought we were too tired to do anything remotely interesting once we landed in bed. Once again, we were wrong. :-)
We were lying there talking rather sleepily, and Muffinman began to stroke my clit -- very, very softly. It didn't take much of this before I became rather, um, damp. I lodged a pillow under my bottom and begged him to have his way with me.
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057171720829921912003-07-02T13:48:00.000-05:002003-07-02T13:48:40.963-05:00Here's a narrative from an e-mail we received, that I couldn't resist sharing:
"Your blog is great!
Boyfriend and I check it almost every day while we're at work, then send each other obscene emails commenting on your activities -- and those we plan for the night ahead.
Best of all so far, for us, are your posts about taking Muffinman anally. My b/f was an anal virgin, but after reading PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057164931857693012003-07-02T11:55:00.000-05:002003-07-02T15:09:35.306-05:00Are you getting sick of our rantings about asshats on Yahoo? Then skip this post and go to the previous one. That one's a dirty one. :-)
We've been IMed at regular intervals by a guy for the last few weeks who seemed like a fairly OK person. He IMed Muffinman yesterday and, during the course of their conversation, referred to me as "the wife" and "the Mrs."
That kind of thing is like Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057164202249897972003-07-02T11:43:00.000-05:002003-07-02T15:08:06.136-05:00We nearly gave the pizza delivery guy a free show last night. For all we know, we did. (We've got big front windows.)
Muffinman had me splayed out on the couch last night, his tongue lapping at my clit and four fingers buried in my pussy, urging me to come and talking dirty (I love that), and I was moaning and bucking, when said pizza delivery guy knocked on the front door.
Instant heart attackBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1057008120262338612003-06-30T16:22:00.000-05:002003-06-30T16:22:00.396-05:00To this point, we haven't had any takers on Slutmuffin's offer for a peek on our webcam. E-Mail us and make your case. I dare ya... ;-)PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056996041043399202003-06-30T13:00:00.000-05:002003-06-30T13:00:41.103-05:00OK, way behind I am...
Our webcam experience was truly mind-blowing. (among other things.) We were playing with our new toy, teasing our new friend. Slutmuffin slid over to the couch, and assumed a very sexy pose, pussy lips peeking out from her black lace thong. Our friend suggested that she must be very hard to resist. Very hard indeed. I moved over to the couch, plunging my face into her PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056992579644717572003-06-30T12:02:00.000-05:002003-06-30T12:03:29.513-05:00I seem to be WAY ahead of Muffinman in posting. He'd better hurry and catch up or I'll have to punish him. But he'd probably like that. :-P
We've gotten more fan mail:
"i greatly enjoyed reading through your blog today, and am resolved to attack my mate just as soon as he's home from saturday morning errands.... i wandered in from adultbackwash, in case you're counting, btw....
"i love the Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056739271098812362003-06-27T13:41:00.000-05:002003-06-27T13:41:11.036-05:00What is it, National Asshat Day or something?
Earlier I got PMed on Yahoo chat by the king of them all -- a 23-year-old mortgage banker who kept telling me how intelligent and successful he was. (He started out by writing -- and misspelling -- "Hi how are ya babe.")
He didn't bother to read our profile. He didn't look at our web page or our blog. He kept asking for photos. He asked me if I Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056723414931560112003-06-27T09:16:00.000-05:002003-06-27T09:17:55.190-05:00Our excursions into the naughty side continue: We now own a webcam.
And last night we had sex on the couch while someone watched via the webcam.
Muffinman hooked the thing up before I got home from work, and we adjusted it and played with it a bit. We were chatting with a guy with whom we've become friendly, and I went upstairs to change clothes (I put on a nice new black lace thong that Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056639059956455542003-06-26T09:50:00.000-05:002003-06-26T09:50:59.826-05:00Oh my.
I found this link on the ErosBlog Sex Blog. And this quote from it:
"The first time I kiss a woman it rocks me all the way down to my knees. Later, when I am alone, I burst into tears. I think about it over and over again. I want to go around singing that stupid song that was on MTV for awhile, 'I Kissed A Girl.' I lock myself in the bathroom and think about it some more, and touch Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056574843701451782003-06-25T16:00:00.000-05:002003-06-25T16:01:35.706-05:00OK, people aren't getting it.
Muffinman had an annoying exchange today with a 21-year-old asshat who has a picture of his CAR in his Yahoo profile. And it's a really ugly car, too.
The guy is utterly clueless. Utterly. He leaped in with both feet this morning and wanted to know what Muffinman and I did last night. He was told that we went to bed early because we were both exhausted and both hadBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056566021057194472003-06-25T13:33:00.000-05:002003-06-25T13:33:41.090-05:00Slutmuffin's correspondence with our Gaelic princess is making me unbearably hot. The thought that she was reading about our sex lives, and touching herself just about blew the top of my head off. In her last correspondence, she asked about our "dreams and visions." Speaking for myself, I envision Slutmuffin's face buried between her legs, tongue dancing around her clit; experiencing what it'sPokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056562909620263322003-06-25T12:41:00.000-05:002003-06-25T12:41:49.660-05:00OK, so I'm a sicko.
Since Muffinman and I embarked on this little excursion into kink, I find myself looking at people differently.
I wonder if women I pass on the street also shave their pussies. I wonder if men in the restaurant yearn to be fucked in the ass.
I speculate on whether they own an ever-increasing collection of sex toys.
And I look at naughty-looking women and wonder what it Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056478845676791222003-06-24T13:20:00.000-05:002003-06-24T13:26:07.783-05:00We've got new photos up -- including several of my newly bald pussy -- here. Check 'em out.
I got another nice e-mail from my new crush, A. Too bad she lives so far away. Not only can she spell and use correct grammar (!), she and I seem to be on the same wavelength.
It really is discouraging. We've been logging in to Yahoo chat, and a name like slutmuffin tends to attract some attention. Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056404101748813622003-06-23T16:35:00.000-05:002003-06-23T16:35:01.740-05:00And ...
We've also been linked in Adult Backwash. No comments yet, though -- anyone want to post one? :-)
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056397954805362972003-06-23T14:52:00.000-05:002003-06-23T14:54:32.666-05:00We are happy to have our blog included in the 100 Blogs project. I'm not sure we qualify as "kinky" -- or at least not as kinky as some -- but still ... we're honored. :-)
If you know of some more sites that might want to link to us, let us know.
We've also gotten another naughty e-mail. An actual invitation! It's making us all hot and bothered.
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056380370427469012003-06-23T09:59:00.000-05:002003-06-23T09:59:30.433-05:00We got another nice e-mail last night from someone who enjoyed the Saga of the Shaved Pussy:
I'm so hard after reading your shaved pussy story
I jacked off and came a huge load in your honor.
Would love to see it.
It's nice to get fan mail. Send us some if you feel like it. :-)
Both Muffinman and I thought we were too tired last night to do anything with the aforementioned shaved pussy, but Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056339087707997332003-06-22T22:31:00.000-05:002003-06-22T22:57:40.296-05:00The feel of a shaved pink pussy is "very sexy" indeed, to quote my Slutmuffin! She came from the bath, wearing a sexy, silky teddy that barely covered her newly shorn cunt. She took care of that in a big hurry, giving me a quick beaver shot. Smooth and bald. I damn near rolled out of bed. I couldn't wait to get my tongue on (and into) her new and delightfully bald pussy.
Slutmuffin left outPokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056333107329436622003-06-22T20:51:00.000-05:002003-06-22T22:40:44.856-05:00We did have a delightful time down by the river last Sunday. After I shed my panties, I had a good time flashing the numerous boats that kept drifting past. I don't know if anyone saw anything, but if they didn't, it wasn't for lack of effort on my part. :-)
After I got through testing out the little egg vibrator, I slid it into Muffinman's ass and turned it on. He sat there in his shorts with Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1056313439358480622003-06-22T15:23:00.000-05:002003-06-22T16:16:36.606-05:00On Father's day, we headed to Minneapolis where we had a fantastic brunch, which left us both sated and happy. Deciding we needed some exercise, we headed-off for what was our "real" destination: SexWorld. We were greeted with an amazing array of naughty toys; some you can imagine, others defy description. We browsed the vibrators, anal stimulators, dildos, inflatables, rubber pussies, and a PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055454131562453992003-06-12T16:42:00.000-05:002003-06-12T16:54:48.503-05:00After an early evening of teasing and touching, we took the time last night to light some candles, and spin-up Linda Ronstadt's rendition of some old standards. Slutmuffin dissembled to the couch, and displayed her admirable attributes. (Don't believe me? Check the website...) I began stroking and licking her now-throbbing clit, oh so gently. As I was performing my duties, like every good PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055445322438438402003-06-12T14:15:00.000-05:002003-06-12T14:15:22.390-05:00Last night Muffinman gave me the most amazing orgasm that I've ever experienced in my life.
That's not hyperbole. I came for what seemed like 15 minutes. I have never felt anything like that before.
At the time, he had my ass boosted up on a pillow on the couch. My legs were spread VERY wide. Muffinman's fingers were in my pussy and his tongue was on my clit and a dildo was all the way up my Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055266710264074362003-06-10T12:38:00.000-05:002003-06-10T12:44:48.276-05:00I can't wait for Muffinman to tell you about the meeting of my toes and his ass. Suffice it to say that I had my entire foot in his ass, and I wiggled my toes to his great satisfaction. He came twice. :-)
My swollen, wet cunt is now displayed on the Web for anyone to see. I love the thought of people looking at it and getting hot. It makes ME hot. If you like it, let me know, and tell me what Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055223803578198242003-06-10T00:43:00.000-05:002003-06-10T01:05:31.193-05:00The storm broke again tonight. Not like the last, more slowly. Building more slowly; almost teasingly. We knew it was there, but today we controlled ourselves. The "routine" chores were taken care of, the mail was opened ... When the rush came, it began like a tropical storm - hot huffs, dead calm, another gust. Sllutmuffin stripped-off her shorts and assumed her now customary position on PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055188967523715692003-06-09T15:02:00.000-05:002003-06-09T15:16:18.293-05:00Slutmuffin's last posts have me in a state of utter lust ... I can't wait to take and post pictures of her dripping, swollen pussy, with and without benefit of my tongue, and other various body parts. All we have to do is figure out where to post them!
I've never been particularly (well, no more than any other man...) turned-on by seeing women with each other, but the thought of Slutmuffin PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055182012164522502003-06-09T13:06:00.000-05:002003-06-09T13:07:07.400-05:00Oh, and ...
I really, REALLY like the idea of pictures of my pussy being displayed on the Internet. Up-close and personal pictures. Preferably while it's wet and swollen, and my clit is red and quivering.
Just FYI. :-)
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055181869800198302003-06-09T13:04:00.000-05:002003-06-09T13:04:29.800-05:00I've decided that I like looking at pictures of women playing with other women's pussies.
I've never had a lesbian experience, and I've never really hankered for one, but the idea of licking another woman's clit and fingering her cunt has more appeal than it used to. Guess I'm just a degenerate.
And the idea of another woman licking and playing with and fingering MY pussy isn't unappealing, Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055172522770881332003-06-09T10:28:00.000-05:002003-06-09T10:28:42.753-05:00By Saturday night, we were both utterly exhausted, but unwilling to quit ... Slutmuffin once again lived-up to her name by donning a marvelous little teddy, which quite nicely enhanced her lovely 44Ds. It also barely covers her now-swollen pussy. Before making love, she demanded I watch her come with her fingers and the big blue dildo, while insisting I stroke my rapidly hardening cock. She PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055171051845818422003-06-09T10:04:00.000-05:002003-06-09T10:04:11.826-05:00Oh, I forgot to mention that I gave Muffinman several SUBSTANTIAL hickeys Friday night while he was ramming his cock inside my cunt. He looks like he's been sucked on by an industrial-strength Hoover.
He didn't seem to mind. :-)
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055166915450069112003-06-09T08:55:00.000-05:002003-06-09T10:02:31.323-05:00I'm considering keeping Muffinman locked in the bedroom, periodically bringing him expensive wine and steak and anything else that makes him happy. He is THE BEST FUCK in the universe (not to mention the most wonderful man who ever lived, but that goes without saying, right?).
We spent the weekend, as he just posted, in a sex-drenched haze. I spent the weekend swollen and wet; my pussy is only Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1055165832257652232003-06-09T08:37:00.000-05:002003-06-09T08:37:12.280-05:00Saturday morning, we awoke in a kind of laconic haze - Sex hangover? Lying in bed with the luxurious feeling only a Saturday morning can bring. More specifically. a Saturday morning where we had nowhere to be, no commitments, no early callers. We were stroking each other gently, each of us lost in our own thoughts. In a barely audible voice, Slutmuffin uttered "Wanna fuck?" The past weeks PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054963071832876502003-06-07T00:17:00.000-05:002003-06-07T00:17:51.810-05:00We continued with our private orgy tonight. After taking a breather, Slutmuffin once again spread herself on the couch, where I again found my face buried in her dripping pussy. Christ I wish we had a webcam! Patience ... Not one of my strong points. It was truly amazing - Licking and stroking her pussy, looking at her, examining her womanhood. Heady wine indeed! A woman's cunt is an PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054951055844664922003-06-06T20:57:00.000-05:002003-06-06T20:57:35.806-05:00Oh, yes, Muffinman did miss an important part: the part where he grabbed the big blue dildo and, after using it quite satisfactorily on me for a bit, moved it around to his ass and slid it inside himself while he continued to lick my pussy.
He's right. We've always had a wonderful sex life. That's what happens when you find your soulmate quite unexpectedly in your late 30s and early 40s. But PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054950843909784792003-06-06T20:54:00.000-05:002003-06-06T20:58:08.766-05:00What a strange and wonderful week it has been! When my Slutmuffin came home from work today, she gave me a lip-lock that Hoover would have been proud of. The passion we have been experiencing over the last week is nearly overwhelming. I'm quite at a loss how to explain it, the first part of this post is dedicated to just that - Before I get to the juicy parts, (so far!) I am compelled to try PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054936127667058142003-06-06T16:48:00.000-05:002003-06-06T16:50:22.260-05:00I ordered my Muffinman a lovely, thick, long ass probe that has a handle on it. That will make it really easy to shove it hard up his ass and give him those nice ass orgasms. (It will also make it easier to keep the thing in his ass when he comes -- he has a tendency to eject it while he's moaning and bucking underneath my hand.)
Only another 20 minutes before I go home. I am sitting here with Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054932780339203762003-06-06T15:53:00.000-05:002003-06-06T15:54:11.053-05:00My Muffinman is a really, really bad boy. He went home at lunch and shoved our handy-dandy ass dildo up his bottom.
As punishment, I plan to sit on his face and grind my pussy into it when I get home. His face will be soaking wet when I'm done. And THEN I'm going to fuck him in the ass again, this time with the big blue dildo. I may even fuck MYSELF with the big blue dildo and make him watch.
Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054932378299164512003-06-06T15:46:00.000-05:002003-06-06T15:46:18.356-05:00My little Slutmuffin certainly lived up to her name today, making herself come in the bathroom at work. Christ that makes me hard! After reading that, I had to do my own bit of self-gratification - I grabbed the aforementioned toy, lubed it up, and slid it up my greedy ass, which was much tighter than I have grown to like... I felt the need to stretch it out for tonights foray! I had it so far inPokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054931678563585732003-06-06T15:34:00.000-05:002003-06-06T15:35:20.396-05:00I have been getting so increasingly horny today that I couldn't take it anymore. I just went into the restroom and made myself come, furiously rubbing my clit and thinking of Muffinman bending me over any available furniture and fucking me so hard that he makes me scream.
Hope nobody noticed how flushed I was when I emerged. :-) Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054931455148201472003-06-06T15:30:00.000-05:002003-06-06T15:30:55.213-05:00I can't describe to you the joys we have experienced this week! Having been together for nearly three years, conventional wisdom dictates that our desires for each other would diminish.
So much for conventional wisdom.
On another of our excursions into Eros, which Slutmuffin aluded to in an earlier post, she broke-out one of our toys; a large dildo-shaped item that can be used as either a PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054931262618241612003-06-06T15:27:00.000-05:002003-06-06T15:27:42.670-05:00As Slutmuffin mentioned in her post, this has been a rather extrordinary week in terms of our sex life; Slutmuffin is the most fantastic fuck there is. She came home on Tuesday, pussy dripping, panting wildly, and demanding I bury my face in her cunt. Being the gentleman, wait, scratch that... Being the horndog that I am, I did just that. She was absolutely drenched! I licked her clit, and slid PokemonGuy101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5458517.post-1054930086994067892003-06-06T15:08:00.000-05:002003-06-06T15:08:07.050-05:00Muffinman and I have been extraordinarily horny this week, and we've been unable to keep our hands (or our mouths) off each other.
I partly blame a blog I discovered on Tuesday. Reading it made me so hot that I spent the day getting wetter and wetter. By the time I got home I LEAPED on Muffinman. I couldn't wait to have his hands and mouth on my cunt, and fortunately he wasn't averse to the Bnoreply@blogger.com